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[Day 2 - EN] Dear Diary Petrus Sucks [Closed]

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 11:27 pm
by Dapper Dog
Liua entered the soup kitchen it was dark and she snuck into the pantry behind the beans and found her hidden stash, behind the loose bricks. Emergency cigs, check. Mr. HappyBoob, check. Spare clip, check. But most importantly, Top-Secret Diary, check.

She checked it for break ins… still good.

She looked back and forth and then opened it and started writing in the meager light:
Liua’s Diary wrote:Dear Diary,

First if this isn’t me, stop reading sleemo or I will punch your face off! That goes Double if your name is Petrus, hands off. Okay, so since the last time I totally ditched my last crew because they were the worst. Left me to get a boot in my back from some Imp jerk, also the worst, the most worst. Xanna used to be lame, but she’s cool now and still lets me work there and even live with her which is cool and I tried some perfume and now I smell girly, not that Petrus idiot face noticed, he’s gonna get demoted. Demoted so hard.

Oh and I met the biggest dude ever named Sloan he’s one of those tree guys, but pretty cool, he’s practically my bro, we are gonna fight crime together. So yeah got a new crew now the Jays, pretty much the best crew, we got Xanna, Sloan, and Oraka the old man… and I guess Petrus butt face always looking smug… look at me I am Petrus, idiot, gonna slap him. Slap his stupid face. Veras is cool, she said she’s gonna show me how to pilot a starship, she’s cool.

Oh kriff, the Imps are the worst they blew up the Aznari? Whatever the Tree Dudes, and did I mention they were the worst, good thing the Jays are gonna take down the Empire and their Sith, whatever that is. Oh yeah, I am wizard now, so that’s a thing. I figure if Petrus dummy face is a wizard then anyone can, idiot. So Xanna is pretty much my best friend, she can’t do anything without me, it’s cool she’s not annoying. So that’s it, again don’t read this if you are not me and definitely don’t read this if your name is Petrus or I will punch you.
Satisfied she put everything back in her hidey hole and ducked out.